Last time, the Derpingtons derped, Kevin hid indoors, and Squidward had an epic fall.
Lots of stuff in store this time, for a relatively short chapter. Stay tuned!
When we last left off, Squidward had promised that if Squilvia helped him pwn Squilliam (wow that is a lot of squids), he’d help her build an army of snowmen. Looks like he’s keeping his end of the-
OMG. What is going on? Is that… Kevin?! Out of doors?! HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD?!
Kevin: I feel the need to do something, as much as I hate being outside.
You sure you won’t burst into flames?
Kevin: I have agoraphobia. I’m not a vampire.
I think I see where this is going.
Kevin: There shall be no world domination in the cards for you, evil snowman of death!
Kevin: *flails dramatically*
Kevin: Another successful thwarting of evil.
Kevin: I’m awesome.
Your aunt Patty is more awesome for getting herself so high up in the medical field, but I guess destroying your sister’s innocent snowman is pretty cool too.
Squidward: Uhhh, sis?
Squilvia: Not now, Squidward.
Squidward: But Kevin, he-
Squilvia: There we go.
Shall I tell Kevin?
Squidward: That’s okay. I’m sure he’ll figure it out on his own.
Look at the happy heir and spouse pictures. We finally finished Tina’s.
This little twerp is enjoying a pansy-ass bubble bath indoors.
Also, here’s to fanservice, amirite?
I’m sick of aliens right about now.
Dutchman: So, there’s a lot of talk going on recently about you taking over as heir?
Kevin: Yeah, but apparently, I’m going to be going to boarding school or something first?
Dutchman: Yes, I heard that rumor as well.
Dutchman: Anyway, you and your siblings be safe. It’ll be lonely here without you kids.
Kevin: Oh, don’t worry too much about that, Gramma… heheh.
I don’t like that laugh.
Speaking of boarding school…
Tina: My babies are off to boarding school today. *ugly sobbing*
They’ll be back before you know it!
Squidward: I’m only doing this to avoid being abducted by aliens again.
Fancy pants limos… wait. Why are there three? More importantly, why are there only three?
Kevin: Name’s Derpington. Kevin Derpington.
Kevin: Boarding school… not my style. Too much going outdoors. So I… opted out.
Seriously though. He just… didn’t go. He’s still listed as enrolled. He just didn’t ever leave.
I laughed pretty hard actually.
You deserved that, Kevin. I feel that now we’re even for you skipping out on boarding school.
OH HEY. Look at that! That’s when I installed Uni.
And another way to make up for skipping out on boarding school… Kevin, you’re going to skill until you can’t skill no more!
Kevin: I didn’t sign on for this.
Doesn’t matter. I want a plantsim in the future and this is the easiest way.
Kevin: *random button pushing*
Kevin: Huh. Well would you look at that?
Kevin: If you think that little specks are interesting. /snark
Kevin: Does this mean what I think it means?
Llama: If by that, you mean that University Life came out and twallan updated all of his mods so that this lot can function with the new pack? If so, then yes.
Kevin: I was gonna say that you had the ability to do Gangnam Style.
Llama: That too.
New goal: Get a Derpington to do Gangnam Style
Spiffy university gift is spiffy.
And doesn’t happen irl. Of course, if my school’s mascot showed up at my doorstep with free gifts, that would be creepy AS HELL.
See what I mean? I mean, he typically wears less tie dye than that but it would still be creepy.
Out of her mascot suit, she’s pretty adorable. Potential marriage candidate?
That glow can only mean one thing…
I was gonna say vampire but I guess that works as well.
Still at it.
Still at it… still.
Okay, now I’m just spamming. But his faces! I luff them.
No wonder he was making so many faces. Kevin you fail at life. XD
Dutchman also takes the aptitude test. Because she’s highly skilled in a lot of areas and I wanted to see how well she would do.
She did damn well in a lot of areas. Her low areas don’t matter anyway.
Also not how scholarships work irl. But whatever.
Doing this? Triggered this.
Loling forever. That social group is perfect for this family.
This is as excited as I’ve seen you get about… well, anything, Mr. Grumpy.
Of course, that reaction was triggered by this, which is a pretty cool accomplishment, so how can I complain? His first try, too.
Ahhhh, Derpington bonding. Nice to see the flame is still there.
Dutchman: Sheldon… when you have a moment, we need to talk.
Sheldon: Alright Mom, I’m here.
Dutchman: You may want to sit down for this one.
Dutchman: Of course, Kevin needs to have some input as well, given the circumstances.
Dutchman: Kevin! Can you come here for a second?
Kevin: I’m being summoned.
I wouldn’t look so happy just yet.
Dutchman: Kevin, your father and I have been talking… we’re moving. Uprooting, moving across SimNation. Reggie’s been discussing this with me-
Kevin: Wait, who? And what do you mean, moving?
Dutchman: EVP. Apparently, she’d rather go by Reggie. And maybe you should sit down and just listen to me for a while.
Dutchman: We aren’t being given a choice here. We either move or we risk not being able to continue the Prettacy. You’re here because you’ve been chosen as heir by Reggie. She says you’re her favorite anyway, but because of your staying home from boarding school, that kind of solidified her choice. For us three, we don’t have a choice. We’ll be moving, or it’s possible that something called “glitches” will be an issue with our surviving.
Dutchman: As for the rest of the family… it’ll be hard to get your siblings out of boarding school, and quite frankly, they may want to stay here or travel elsewhere upon graduating. I’ve been talking to Patty, who has told me that she wants to stay here and get married to her boyfriend Joe. She’s planning on moving in with him soon. As for your mother…
Kevin: Have you asked her about all of this? Dad?
Dutchman: I don’t think it’s going to be an issue. She’ll have to leave her work here, sure, but there’s no reason she shouldn’t want to come with us.
Sheldon: I’m not optimistic.
Sheldon: Tina’s stubborn. And she loves that job. She may not just want to up and leave it. I’ll go talk to her, see what I can do.
Dutchman: While he does that, we’ll discuss the matter of heirship, Kevin.
Kevin: I know, I’m awesome. The people love me.
Dutchman: There are responsibilities too, you know…
Sheldon: (I don’t know how to do this…)
Tina: You coming to bed? A little early for you, huh, ghosthunter? Want to have a little fun first?
Sheldon: Actually, Tina, there’s something we need to talk about. We’re moving. I don’t have a choice. We leave today, actually. There’s not a lot of time, but I wanted to tell you beforehand. Me, Dutchman, and Kevin… we have to leave, for sure.
Tina: What… what are you talking about? How could you not tell me before this?
Sheldon: This was all pretty recent, love. I didn’t know until a few hours ago, when my mom told me all of this.
Tina: How am I supposed to leave my job? Everything I’ve worked so hard for?
Sheldon: I’m sure it’ll be okay, hun. Just-
Tina: No, you can’t SAY that, Sheldon! Do you know how many HOURS I’ve worked, sucking up to my dick of a boss?! And now that I’m FINALLY thrown a bone, you want me to give this up?!
Tina: Do you really THINK for a minute that wherever you’re trying to uproot us to, that they would accept our family the way Moonlight Falls does?! The fact that your wife came from a lamp! Or that your mother is a ghost! How about your kids? Half of them are BLUE! Let’s not forget you, you have a TOY FORM. Do you really think we can go ANYWHERE without facing discrimination?!
Sheldon: Tina, you don’t understand, I don’t have a choice…
Tina: But I do.
Sheldon: Would you really? Has our life together meant nothing to you?
Tina: That’s not fair, Sheldon. Especially when I was only your backup plan.
Sheldon: What are you-
Tina: SOPHIE, SHELDON. SOPHIE.
Sheldon: I was a kid, Tina!
Tina: You’re still a kid, Sheldon! You haven’t grown up! You don’t think about anybody else’s needs, it’s all you!
Sheldon: That’s not true! That’s not fair!
Tina: You’re lucky I don’t BANISH you! I ought to, but I think you ought to hear this, first! We’ve been growing apart. We’re two very different people. We were compatible, once, but now…
Tina: I don’t think we should be married anymore.
Sheldon: Tina, I…
Tina: Just go, Sheldon. Take my son away from me. But you don’t get the other three. They’ll stay with me here, when they get back. I’ll call them back. I never wanted them in boarding school. As for us? This marriage is over. I’m sorry.
Sheldon: I can’t believe you can say that with such a straight face… Tina…
Tina: Just… get out of this house before I banish you. Get your things and go.
She walked away, leaving him alone.
Dutchman: Tina? I’m sorry things had to be this way.
Kevin: Mom? Are you… okay? We could hear you from down here. Your genie voice… it’s kind of loud.
Tina: Just… do me proud, okay?
Kevin: I will, Mom. I promise.
Tina: That’s my boy. If I never see you again… just remember, I love you.
Kevin: I will Mom. I will.
They left in a hurry that night, and made it to their destination – Aurora Skies – quickly.
A new day and life was dawning.
Kevin was deep in thought, contemplating-
Kevin: Actually, I was just thinking about how long it was going to be before I can get inside the house. I hate it out here.
The family doesn’t take long to adjust to their new home. Sheldon busies himself, trying to take his mind off of his recent divorce. And Kevin bitches about being outside.
Ooh, a little shaky on that entrance.
But just look at that form!
Sheldon: You’re trivializing my heartbreak with your Spongebob quotes.
Sorry man. Gotta ease the tension.
Here’s a llama
There’s a llama
and another little llama
Llama Llama duck.
Llama: (Is this… a ghost?!)
Dutchman: I promise what I’m about to do will only sting for a moment.
Llama: Wait! What are you doing?!
Llama: Having ghosts throw things at you isn’t part of the job!!!
Llama: For some reason, I feel as though we’ve been friends forever and you throwing that potion at me really doesn’t bother me anymore.
Dutchman: Awesome! Now, there’s a really important question I’ve been meaning to ask you…
Kevin: Hey look! Science!
Yeah, he got a new thingy-mabob so he could do his experimentys.
And there’s this.
Dutchman: Mascot style.
Dutchman: Op, op op op, oppa mascot style!
Dutchman: Heeeeeeey, sexy gnomy!
Dutchman: Oppa Mascot style!
Get Derpington to do Gangnam Style. Check.
And that’s all for this chapter! Next time, we’ll be starting the Generation 4 chapters – Kevin is officially taking over the legacy as active heir. Things may get more plotty in his generation, especially when university starts up… I’ve got some stuff planned out for that.
Anyway, I hope you enjoyed reading this. I was hoping that the breakup of Sheldon and Tina would be emotional… which is why it ended with Sheldon staring at the freezer bunny that he won for Tina when they went out to the beach. I guess what it came down to is that Tina always thought of herself as the second choice, and hearing that Sheldon was going to take her away from her job (recall the workaholic trait) made her feel incredibly inferior.