Hey there, and welcome back to Herping and Derping! Last chapter, Sheldon took over as heir and he entered into a relationship with Tina Godwin the
hot blue chick genie. Also, Fred and Sophie, Sheldon’s cousin and old love interest respectively (I do not condone incest in this particular situation so don’t get confused here XD) got engaged! *le gasp*! Will there be drama in this chapter? Me thinks it’s possible…
Sheldon: So now that we’ve got a ship name thanks to my great grandfather, how about we actually go on a date?
Tina: What did you have in mind exactly? I’ve never actually been on a date.
Sheldon: Well, I know of this place (thanks to divine intervention *cough* EVP *cough*).
Tina: Oh wow Sheldon, this is…
Tina: It’s beautiful! What is it?
Sheldon: What, you’ve never been to a beach? Seriously?
Tina: That’s what this is? A beach? I’ve never seen so much water!
Sheldon: I forget, you’re new to this whole “being out of the lamp” thing. Don’t worry, we’ll have a lot of fun today.
Tina: You’re right; this is pretty nice. Aren’t you worried about sun burn, though?
Sheldon: Ha, no worries… that expansion pack hasn’t been installed yet. Good idea though, we should definitely come back here when it’s released. I’d love to be able to swim in the ocean in the summer time!
Sheldon: Now if you want, we can – oh shit.
Tina: What, what’s wrong?
Sheldon: It’s nothing, really. Don’t turn around though; there’s absolutely no reason to be suspicious! Anyway, do you want to toss a football around? I brought one with me!
Tina: Well, as long as there’s no reason to be suspicious… okay!
Sheldon: Okay, I know you’ve never done this before, so I’ll go easy on you. I’m going to toss this at you and you’re going to try to catch it, okay? Don’t worry if you can’t; it’s your first time after all.
Sheldon: Alright, here it comes!
Tina: Okay! I’ve got it!
Tina: Sheldon, you made it seem like it was so challenging, but I caught it.
Sheldon: Well, you had a really talented tosser, is all.
Tina: Alright then. Let’s see if you’re as good at catching it as you say you are at tossing it, hmm?
Sheldon: Hey, no fair! You didn’t give me enough of a warning!
Tina: I’m pretty sure yelling “I’m going to throw it now” and then adding “look out, it’s going right towards your head!” is a fair enough warning.
Sheldon: Alright, alright. But I’m not going easy on you any more! Now, you’ll be subjected to the full force of my manly abilities!
Tina: Fine! Just try not to drop it again when I toss it back!
Okay, I officially love Teldon. ❤
Tina: Sheldon, what’s this?
Sheldon: Oh, it’s a toy crane. Let me show you how it works.
Sheldon: See, after you put in your coin like that, you have about 30 seconds to maneuver the claw and get your prize like so.
Sheldon: Hey, did you hear a “ping” sound just now like somebody casted a magic spell on me?
Tina: What, me? Noooo. No I didn’t. *Whistles innocently*
Sheldon: Alright! Looking good!
Sheldon: OMG. It actually picked it up! That’s never happened before! Er *ahem* I mean this happens to me all the time. Some guys like me are just lucky like that.
Tina: Oh, I’m sure.
Sheldon: Come on, come on…
Sheldon: Almost there…
Sheldon: It’s going to work! It’s going to work!
Sheldon: Hahah, yes! The champion of the toy crane, Sheldon Derpington! Wooo!!!!
Sheldon: You see that! Even the pop ups sing my praise! Who’s the man?
Tina: Let’s not get carried away, now, hah…
Sheldon: Here, Tina. You can have my prize. Something to remember the day.
Tina: Sheldon, are you sure? You seemed so excited about it, are you positive you don’t want to keep it?
Sheldon: Yeah, I’m sure. I’d much rather you have it, Tina.
Tina: Wow, thanks Sheldon, I’ll treasure it always.
Tina: And look, the pop ups confirm it!
Sheldon: Ha ha, very funny. Mock me in my moment of triumph, huh?
Tina: Okay, I’m sorry for making fun of you. You know I’m just teasing. Anyway, thank you for everything, Sheldon.
Sheldon: The day isn’t over yet.
Tina: I know. But I wanted to let you know that this means a lot to me, and that I have something for you, too.
Sheldon: Oh really now?
Sheldon: Er, wow, that was quite the… something, huh?
Tina: So this is what a picnic is like, huh? Are they always this romantic?
Sheldon: Not necessarily. Sometimes, parents will have them with their kids, or a couple of friends will have one. But a lot of people do find them romantic, when they’re for a couple and are intended to be a surprise for that special someone.
Tina: Does that mean I’m your special someone?
Sheldon: Er, of course! I mean, only if you want to be, obviously. If you don’t then don’t worry, you’re definitely not! I mean… *sigh*
Tina: You babbled so much, even the ants are running away from you! You worry too much, you know?
Sheldon: Well I am neurotic…
Tina: You shouldn’t be so insecure. Life isn’t just going to screw you over.
Sheldon: You say that, but who’s screwed you over. Because people have screwed me over before. And it hurts.
Tina: You’re talking to somebody who has been trapped in a lamp for nearly an eternity, okay? I’ve been there. And even then, I know there are a lot of good things in the world along with the bad.
Sheldon: Really? Like what?
Tina: Well, you, for one thing.
Tina: And this day too, Sheldon. This has been the best day I’ve ever had.
Sheldon: It has been for me too, Tina.
???: I hate to interrupt the two of you, then…
Sophie: But I need to talk to Sheldon… in private.
Sheldon: What the hell do you want from me, Sophie?
Sophie: Am I not allowed to talk to an old friend?
Sheldon: No, you’re not, especially not after ignoring him for years and agreeing to marry his cousin! You knew how I felt about you! How could you do such a thing to me?!
Sophie: If you were so upset about it, why didn’t you try and stop me, then? Why didn’t I ever hear anything from you? Why did I have to track you down like this to get you to speak to me?
Sheldon: What the hell is there left to say? You broke my heart into a million pieces, and now you want to talk?
Sophie: I didn’t mean to hurt you! Fred and I-
Sheldon: No, this isn’t about my cousin! This is about you and me. You’re the one that hurt me, ignored me! You’re the one who knew how I felt and despite that, you ignored me and found somebody else… somebody who even happens to be related to me, which I can’t help but feel you did to be extra cruel! Is that how you break it to people that you’re just not into them, huh? Because that’s screwed up, Sophie.
Sophie: Is what you’re doing any better, Sheldon? Dating a woman you found in a lamp just so that you can get over what you felt for me?
Sheldon: Don’t you dare bring her into this!
Sophie: Are you going to tell me that that’s not true, then? That you didn’t start dating her while you still had feelings for me, just so that you could replace the object of your affections with a different one that would return the feelings?
Sheldon: How dare you!
Sophie: You can’t deny it, can you? Because what I’m saying is true! You are only with Tina because you couldn’t have me!
Tina: It’s true.
Tina: It’s true. If he can’t say it, then I can. It’s true that he only started looking for somebody else after you rejected him. But isn’t that true of anybody who has been dumped? Or who has been on the wrong side of unrequited love?
Sophie: This isn’t about you, this is-
Tina: No bitch, you made this about me when you started harassing the man I love and brought my name into it. And you’re going to listen to me.
Sheldon: Tina, you don’t have to do this.
Tina: Yes I do, Sheldon.
Tina: Whatever the reason is that led to Sheldon pursuing me is his own. And it doesn’t matter now. Because we are both better off for it and no matter how things started off between us, the feelings that we have for each other are genuine. And I have to wonder if you can say the same thing about you and Fred.
Tina: And now that that’s been said, it’s time for you to leave! I banish you!
Sophie: This isn’t over…
Tina: Yeah bitch, I’m pretty sure it is.
Sheldon: I’m sorry that that happened, Tina.
Tina: It’s okay. It would have happened eventually. It’s better that the rest of your family didn’t have to see it.
Sheldon: I want to make it up to you, though.
Sheldon: Have you ever gotten flowers before?
Tina: No, I can’t say that I have.
Tina: They’re lovely Sheldon, thank you.
Sheldon: Tina, about all that was said…
Tina: I meant what I said. I don’t care what your original intentions were. I know how you feel about me now, and I know how I feel about you, so it doesn’t matter.
Tina: The moon is really beautiful tonight, isn’t it?
Sheldon: That’s not the only thing that’s beautiful tonight.
Tina: You’re right, that star is really beautiful too.
Sheldon: Actually, I was thinking about something a little bit closer to me. And she’s a lot more beautiful than anything I’ve seen in the sky.
Tina: You really are something, Shel. I’m glad you’re the one who freed me from that bottle.
Sheldon: And to think, I would never have met you if my moron Uncle Lysk hadn’t wanted to seduce my mother.
Tina: Yeah, I remember that. You’re family is so bizarre.
Sheldon: You’re right. But I think we fit right in. Wouldn’t you agree?
Sheldon: What if I told you…
Sheldon: …that I still have one more surprise.
Tina: What? You can’t tell me you aren’t running out of things to do at this point!
Sheldon: There’s still the most important thing to do…
Tina: Wow, is this what I think it is?!
Sheldon: That depends…
Sheldon: If what you thought I was going to say was “Tina, do you want to live with me in this box for the rest of our days,” then the answer to that is no. If however you thought that I was going to say “Tina, I love you and want to spend the rest of my life with you, will you marry me?” then the answer is yes. What do you say?
Tina: I say put the damn ring on my finger and stand up you big sap.
Sheldon: R-really? You’re not going to throw it back at me and laugh in my face?
Tina: Why would I do that? I’ve never seen anything so shiny!
Sheldon: Ha ha, very funny. Now stop staring at your hand and come here.
Tina: I love you, Shel.
Sheldon: I love you too, Tina.
Sheldon: *le singing* OH I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE! I’D RUN RIGHT INTO HELL AND BACK! BUM BUM!!! I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE! I’LL NEVER LIE TO YOU AND THAT’S A-
Sheldon: What are you doing in here?! You scared me!
Tina: I was wondering if this can be a… duet?
Sheldon: You don’t mean…?
Tina: Move over and I’ll see if you really will do anything for love.
I would make some kind of Meatloaf joke here, but I think it would be in poor taste.
Later that night, Sheldon reflects on his life.
Sheldon: Actually, I was just making sure there weren’t any zombies attacking the garden.
Yes, I know, but what I said sounded more dramatic and interesting.
*Ahem* As I was saying, Sheldon reflects on his life.
Sheldon: Yep, no zombies here.
Dutchman: Are you sure I have to master all my skills? Inventing is pretty hard.
Dutch, I want to see if it can be done, and you’re the best choice for the job.
Dutchman: Alright, but when I finally build a robot, I’m going to have it attack you.
Can I say you’re reflecting on life now?
Sheldon: Sure. If by “on life”, you mean “on the life fruit we just grew”, then sure.
Later that evening, the much anticipated wedding happened! Because we waste no time in this house. 😉 It was a small get-together, only family was there (and only immediate family).
Since Cuddles couldn’t be there, Dutchman’s father Leedle came and served as the best man. :’)
This makes me remember when we had their weddings. :’) Dutchman and Cuddles out on the balcony in Bridgeport, and Leedle and Hesper in the ceremony hall I built for just the occasion. Ignore the fact that I killed Leedle the morning after, and it was quite the romantic event.
Patty: They’re so cute together, it almost makes me want to get married.
Patty is an independent woman; I doubt she’ll ever get married, and she’s happy that way.
Sheldon: Well, this is it.
Tina: It sure is. Are you nervous, hot shot?
Sheldon: Me? No, never.
I can only assume that she’s thinking about her wedding to Cuddles. D:
Let’s do some romantic wedding picture spam to escape from the sadness.
Welcome to the family, Tina!
Herp: Yes!!! I haven’t been this excited since the season finale of The Legend of Korra!
For shame, Herp! You’re a Makorra shipper?! D:
Herp: Can it, Borra fan, and enjoy the Teldon moment.
You’re right of course, Herp. This is a happy day.
Dutchman: I’m so happy for you, Sheldon. Your father is too, I’m sure.
Sheldon: I know, mom.
Herp: Can’t we do this later?! I want some cake!
Hmm, methinks that it’s time for these two to consummate their marriage…
Tina: Are we going to make Meatloaf jokes about this time, as well?
Sheldon: We can if that’s what you want. What do you say? You want to see my “meatloaf”?
Tina: I say that I think you can try a little harder with your jokes but sure, I’ll humor you.
Sheldon: Is something wrong?
Tina: Just… give me a moment. I need to change into something more comfortable. Now.
You two can stop boinking like bunnies; it’s not like she can get any more pregnant.
Sheldon: Wait, what?!
Sheldon: Tina, what’s that crazy voice talking about?
Tina: Well, Sheldon, remember out fun in the shower from before? As it turns out…
Sheldon: Wait, seriously? You’re pregnant?
Tina: You’re not too mad, are you? It had to happen eventually, what with a legacy and all that.
Sheldon: No, of course I’m not mad! This’ll be fun. I can’t wait to see if the kid’s blue or not.
Tina: You’re kidding, right?
Sheldon: Of course I’m kidding. I’m super happy. I wish we could have had a little more alone time, but I’m not unhappy to be having a kid with you.
Sheldon: I wonder if it’ll be a girl or a boy? Heck, maybe it’s twins?
Sheldon: That would be exciting, wouldn’t it?
And that concludes our chapter. We’re getting close to seeing the start of generation 4!
And is that a touch of foreshadowing I detect? How exciting! 🙂
What kind of crazy happenings well, for lack of a better word, happen next chapter? You’ll have to wait and see!
Thanks for reading everybody, and happy simming! Be seein’ ya!