Chapter 2.15

Well, here we are at the last chapter of generation 2. Boy, it sure has been a long generation!
After this chapter, our generation 3 heir, Sheldon, will take the reigns from his mother and we’ll start getting to see the birth of generation 4!

Let’s go ahead and start this crazy thing.

Tina Godwin: Oh Gods, you again. What do you need, kid?
Sheldon: I’m ready to make my final wish.
Tina Godwin: Alright, what’ll it be? A pony? A car? Murder, dare I ask?
Sheldon: Actually…

Sheldon: I wish… for your freedom, Genie!
Tina: Okay, kid, this isn’t Aladdin. No need to use the “G” word, we can call ourselves that but we take offense if non-Genies throw it around.

Sheldon: So, um. Is that it.
Tina: Hahah, you wish.

Just releasing the genie and having her join the household would be too easy, amirite?

Sheldon: Hi great grandma!

Sheldon: Bye great grandma!
Dina: *sigh* Kids today.

Sheldon: How long do I have to leave it in there?
As long as it takes.

Dina: Sheldon, what are you doing?
Sheldon: I’m freeing a genie so that when I have my adult birthday in a few days, I can date her and make Sophie jealous to get back at her from dating Fred!

Dina: *heavier sigh* Kids today…

Sheldon: Those sparkles look like-
No Twilight jokes. We used so many last chapter, I worry that if I use another one, my readers will put my head on a spike.

Sheldon: Cool, well that’s over with. Now, when can I release my magical soon-to-be lover?

Chill man, this is a 3-step challenge.
At least you don’t have to go far to find the oven, eh?

Sheldon: Huh. Well that was conveniently placed.

Sheldon: *waiting*

Sheldon: Tina, you done in there?

Sheldon: Errr… I guess not.

Sheldon: How ’bout now?
The sparklies are your hint, I believe.

Sheldon: Cold? Check. Heat? Check. What now?

Oh, I think you know what now.

Sheldon: This looks like the beginning of a bad horror movie.
Okay. You still have to go in.

Sheldon: I’ve got a bad feeling about this…

*gigglesnort*

Score!

*gigglesnort* Lichen. XD

Fairy: (Holy shit, is that a zombie?!)
Sheldon: Wow that sucked.

Fairy: (If I just walk away slowly, maybe it won’t try to eat me…)

Meh. On the plus side, you don’t have to take the taxi home.
Sheldon: My house is right next door to this place. Couldn’t I just walk?
Yes, but the LLAMA looks cooler.

…Still, it’s hard not to laugh at your charred flesh. *gigglesnort*

Sheldon: (cum 2 me, sexy genie)
Sheldon, you’ve got the mind of a Tumblrer.

Lamp: *snapcracklepop*

Tina Godwin: Let me guess; you got mauled by a bear and gave up?
Sheldon: I did get mauled, but I didn’t give up. Now, if you could join the household while my dead extended family watches, that would be awesome.

And with that, Tina Godwin, Genie Extraordinaire was transformed into…

Tina, the hot blue chick.
Sheldon: Score.

Pssh. They act as though I had nothing to do with it.

Now, this is my first time playing around with a genie. And it turns out, they’re pretty convenient to have around. All of the food summoning stuff and making the house sparkly is great for a house and household this size.

And, she’s also pretty adorable *smooshes face*

And here’s her stats, for those of you who were curious.

Look! Angel food cake! This is the first time I’ve ever even seen it in my game. XD

Chum: Hey, this Tina lady isn’t so bad. She makes us food and cleans up. Kinda like a Bonehilda maid, only Tina flies and sparkles, and she doesn’t make Patty the coward pass out.

Yes, life is good in the Derpington household.

What do you think about Tina, Dutchman?

Dutchman: Look, I’m pregnant!
Yes, but what about- WHAT???

This… this wasn’t intentional. In fact, it wasn’t expected whatsoever. I didn’t even know that her and Cuddles had had… fun times recently.
I do have the woohooer mod and I do have it set for autonomous woohoo/risky woohoo/try for baby, but I really wasn’t expecting this oops, regardless.
I’m going to kill Cuddles.

Sheldon: So, I’m kind of like your knight in shining armor, right? Do I get a kiss from you as a reward, fair maiden?
Tina: Maybe when you’re older, kid. Will a hug suffice for right now.

Sheldon: (her hair smells AMAZING!)

Sheldon: Yeah I guess I can deal with just a hug right now, as long as you promise me a kiss later. Although a kiss now would be preferred.

Tina: Look, I’m just trying not to get arrested here. I’ve been locked up for 1,000 years in a lamp; I don’t want to be locked up in a prison for canoodling with a minor.

Amelia: *howls*
I guess it’s birthday time!

Damn, this game has a shit ton of sparklies. I could make Edward Cullen jokes all over the place.

Well, she’s slightly more grey, but still cute.

Sheldon: Woo! Birthday!
Chum: I’m apathetic.

Well, she’s apathetic until just moments later, when she has her own birthday whilst halfway through the wall.

Wow, I can’t believe it… the oldest generation 3 kid is an adult. ;_;

Well, she’ll probably be a forever alone, then, based on those traits. Just like good ol’ uncle Chip!

Dutchman: Cuddles, there’s something we need to talk about.
Cuddles: Is it about our last woohoo session? Because I really liked what you did with-
Dutchman: It’s kind of about that, yeah. Cuddles, I’m pregnant.

This is the single greatest expression combining surprise and utter fear that I’ve ever seen.

Cuddles: Hey, that’s great, Dutch. I mean, I’ll be an elder pretty soon, but no big deal. This is cool. What’s one more kid, right?
Dutchman: Oh, good, you aren’t upset then!
I’m still upset.

Since Sheldon will be taking over as heir soon, I decided to give him a nice room.

This is his pet toad, Warts. Yes, I’m just oozing with creativity, don’t hate.

This neighborhood is becoming overrun with Derpingtons.

I have no idea what magic trick she just did but it looked freaking awesome. XD

Stupid pregnant Dutchman… stupid woohoo…. stupid baby… *grumble grumble*
Anyway, Dutchman’s working on her alchemy skill. Why? I dunno. Something to do. Oh, and I’m also trying to max out all her skills, and alchemy is as good a place to start as any.

This is Sam, the Spotted Sixam. Named Sam because Sam is a good name for a Sixam. What exactly is a Sixam?
Nobody knows. But Sheldon or somebody found him and we’re keeping him.

I kind of love the sparkly floating. It’s a pretty legit form of transportation.

Magical burrito summoning ftw.

Cuddles: And to think, I’ll be dead before this new baby even graduates *sigh*

Lol, with the unlucky trait, I highly doubt any of Chum’s “taking over the world” schemes will work out. Oh well.

And what does one do after graduating from high school and getting voted “Most Likely to Take Over the World?” Join the magician profession, of course!

She’s not so bad at it, actually.

The outfit is a little painful to look at even when ghost-colored, though.

Cuddles: I feel that birthday time feeling.
😦

Cuddles: I don’t want to be old and grey. 😦
He’s taking this a lot better than I thought he would.

Cuddles: Is it bad? Do I look like an old prune?

It’ll be okay, hun. You’re still attractive, even if you are an old coot.

Naturally, Penny, Peaches, and Chip also have their elder birthdays. It’s kind of sad to see Generation 2 hit their elder years. :S

Does she look really big do you, or am I just imagining things?
Oh, I hope I’m imagining things, I really, really do.

Cuddles: What is an old man to do! I want to sit and rock in a rocking chair, like a good old geezer should, and my wife’s aunt’s ghost won’t go back to the netherworld and let me sit in the damned chair!

You could just sit there. You can move through her, you know.
Cuddles: That… seems a little odd. I think I’ll just wait around and bitch. Old people do that a lot, right?
Oh yes. Yes they do.

Well, I guess pop goes the Dutchman, so to speak.

I thought it was best to get her out of the family’s underground magic lair. It just didn’t seem like an appropriate place for a birth.

It’s a boy! Named Eugene, after Eugene Krabs, of course!

…And… a girl. Named Pearl after Krabs’ daughter. ffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

She brought Eugene over to the nursery, and made it just in time to have Pearl there as well.

Wait, why is her stomach still big?!

WHY WHY WHY?!?!?!?!?!

*cries*
I named this one after Mrs. Puff. And then proceeded to bang my head against the wall repeatedly.

I don’t even have enough cribs for this. ugggggggggggggghhhhhhh.

We call out the special forces! Bonehilda!

These two need to chill the fuck out.

Sheldon even makes an effort to help out around with his siblings, since there are so many of them now. :S

I can’t do this. D: Look how many of them there are. BUNK BEDS AREN’T GOING TO CUT IT, EA.

Now, to give you some perspective of how long ago I was playing this relative to the time I wrote this chapter, I was playing my game while Obama and Romney were debating. I had some Sesame-Street stuffed toys I downloaded.

It seemed appropriate at the time. XD

Cuddles: What the actual fuck just happened?
He’s still at it with those jelly beans.

Sheldon: *gasp*
Oh no, that face. I know that face well. That’s the face they make when-

Fucking dammit.

Cuddles, wtf did you do?!?!

Sheldon: Dad… *cries*
Patty: This is terrible… D:

Sheldon: *sobs uncontrollably*

To give you an idea of how many sims thought Cuddles was awesome… a lot of people and ghosts crowded around after his death.

Grim: Damn, woman. Can you not even give me a break for one chapter?
Fuck you, Grim.

Cuddles: Well, that was electrifying. Haha, get it? Electrifying? Because I was electrified?
Grim: Shut up and come with me, dumbass.

We buried Cuddles under the willow tree. It seemed appropriate to put him there, because it’s the prettiest spot in the cemetery and I felt bad about the fact that he won’t get to be buried by Dutchie, at least not for a while.

She’s… taking it pretty hard.
And I’m having fits trying to play in a household with this many sims.

Ewww… remember that Michael Tomyoy was Wumbo’s baby daddy.

Pearl.

Puff.

Eugene.

I kicked out the spares. Moved them into a mansion just down the street (seriously, the house I moved them to is massive). There, they can live out their lives without a crazy overlord watching their every move. 😉

That’s the last you’ll see of these kids for a long time because I was going crazy trying to play this household.
I think Chum was happy to be starting her own life independent of the main household. I was finally able to breathe a sigh of relief as well.

Wtf???

Well, I guess that reaction to this makes as much sense as anything in this household.

Dutchman sometimes and goes out to visit with Cuddles. So far, he hasn’t made an appearance. 😦

Also, surprisingly enough, it didn’t take Chum very long to find somebody. Huh.

Sheldon’s derpy face? Must be time to grow up! Insert birthday picture montage here.

He’s…
We won’t say it. It would likely be accompanied by fangirl squealing and flailing so I won’t say anything.
We’ll just bask in the awesome.

If we were to switch out loves the outdoors for hates the outdoors, and we think of vehicle enthusiast as train enthusiast, we’d legit have Sheldon Cooper in blue-haired, freckly sim form.

And because this is my favorite part of ambitions, I had to give him the ghost hunter profession LTW. If it pops up, I’m all there. 😀

Recall that Patty and Sheldon share the the same birthday.

And with that set of birthdays, this chapter is concluded. Next chapter will officially be 3.0!
What kind of crazy antics will the family get into under Sheldon’s heirship? Who knows!
See you again soon people, and happy simming!