Chapter 2.15

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Well, here we are at the last chapter of generation 2. Boy, it sure has been a long generation!
After this chapter, our generation 3 heir, Sheldon, will take the reigns from his mother and we’ll start getting to see the birth of generation 4!

Let’s go ahead and start this crazy thing.

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Tina Godwin: Oh Gods, you again. What do you need, kid?
Sheldon: I’m ready to make my final wish.
Tina Godwin: Alright, what’ll it be? A pony? A car? Murder, dare I ask?
Sheldon: Actually…

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Sheldon: I wish… for your freedom, Genie!
Tina: Okay, kid, this isn’t Aladdin. No need to use the “G” word, we can call ourselves that but we take offense if non-Genies throw it around.

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Sheldon: So, um. Is that it.
Tina: Hahah, you wish.

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Just releasing the genie and having her join the household would be too easy, amirite?

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Sheldon: Hi great grandma!

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Sheldon: Bye great grandma!
Dina: *sigh* Kids today.

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Sheldon: How long do I have to leave it in there?
As long as it takes.

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Dina: Sheldon, what are you doing?
Sheldon: I’m freeing a genie so that when I have my adult birthday in a few days, I can date her and make Sophie jealous to get back at her from dating Fred!

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Dina: *heavier sigh* Kids today

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Sheldon: Those sparkles look like-
No Twilight jokes. We used so many last chapter, I worry that if I use another one, my readers will put my head on a spike.

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Sheldon: Cool, well that’s over with. Now, when can I release my magical soon-to-be lover?

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Chill man, this is a 3-step challenge.
At least you don’t have to go far to find the oven, eh?

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Sheldon: Huh. Well that was conveniently placed.

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Sheldon: *waiting*

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Sheldon: Tina, you done in there?

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Sheldon: Errr… I guess not.

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Sheldon: How ’bout now?
The sparklies are your hint, I believe.

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Sheldon: Cold? Check. Heat? Check. What now?

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Oh, I think you know what now.

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Sheldon: This looks like the beginning of a bad horror movie.
Okay. You still have to go in.

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Sheldon: I’ve got a bad feeling about this…

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*gigglesnort*

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Score!

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*gigglesnort* Lichen. XD

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Fairy: (Holy shit, is that a zombie?!)
Sheldon: Wow that sucked.

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Fairy: (If I just walk away slowly, maybe it won’t try to eat me…)

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Meh. On the plus side, you don’t have to take the taxi home.
Sheldon: My house is right next door to this place. Couldn’t I just walk?
Yes, but the LLAMA looks cooler.

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…Still, it’s hard not to laugh at your charred flesh. *gigglesnort*

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Sheldon: (cum 2 me, sexy genie)
Sheldon, you’ve got the mind of a Tumblrer.

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Lamp: *snapcracklepop*

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Tina Godwin: Let me guess; you got mauled by a bear and gave up?
Sheldon: I did get mauled, but I didn’t give up. Now, if you could join the household while my dead extended family watches, that would be awesome.

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And with that, Tina Godwin, Genie Extraordinaire was transformed into…

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Tina, the hot blue chick.
Sheldon: Score.

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Pssh. They act as though I had nothing to do with it.

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Now, this is my first time playing around with a genie. And it turns out, they’re pretty convenient to have around. All of the food summoning stuff and making the house sparkly is great for a house and household this size.

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And, she’s also pretty adorable *smooshes face*

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And here’s her stats, for those of you who were curious.

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Look! Angel food cake! This is the first time I’ve ever even seen it in my game. XD

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Chum: Hey, this Tina lady isn’t so bad. She makes us food and cleans up. Kinda like a Bonehilda maid, only Tina flies and sparkles, and she doesn’t make Patty the coward pass out.

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Yes, life is good in the Derpington household.

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What do you think about Tina, Dutchman?

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Dutchman: Look, I’m pregnant!
Yes, but what about- WHAT???

This… this wasn’t intentional. In fact, it wasn’t expected whatsoever. I didn’t even know that her and Cuddles had had… fun times recently.
I do have the woohooer mod and I do have it set for autonomous woohoo/risky woohoo/try for baby, but I really wasn’t expecting this oops, regardless.
I’m going to kill Cuddles.

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Sheldon: So, I’m kind of like your knight in shining armor, right? Do I get a kiss from you as a reward, fair maiden?
Tina: Maybe when you’re older, kid. Will a hug suffice for right now.

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Sheldon: (her hair smells AMAZING!)

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Sheldon: Yeah I guess I can deal with just a hug right now, as long as you promise me a kiss later. Although a kiss now would be preferred.

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Tina: Look, I’m just trying not to get arrested here. I’ve been locked up for 1,000 years in a lamp; I don’t want to be locked up in a prison for canoodling with a minor.

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Amelia: *howls*
I guess it’s birthday time!

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Damn, this game has a shit ton of sparklies. I could make Edward Cullen jokes all over the place.

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Well, she’s slightly more grey, but still cute.

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Sheldon: Woo! Birthday!
Chum: I’m apathetic.

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Well, she’s apathetic until just moments later, when she has her own birthday whilst halfway through the wall.

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Wow, I can’t believe it… the oldest generation 3 kid is an adult. ;_;

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Well, she’ll probably be a forever alone, then, based on those traits. Just like good ol’ uncle Chip!

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Dutchman: Cuddles, there’s something we need to talk about.
Cuddles: Is it about our last woohoo session? Because I really liked what you did with-
Dutchman: It’s kind of about that, yeah. Cuddles, I’m pregnant.

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This is the single greatest expression combining surprise and utter fear that I’ve ever seen.

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Cuddles: Hey, that’s great, Dutch. I mean, I’ll be an elder pretty soon, but no big deal. This is cool. What’s one more kid, right?
Dutchman: Oh, good, you aren’t upset then!
I’m still upset.

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Since Sheldon will be taking over as heir soon, I decided to give him a nice room.

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This is his pet toad, Warts. Yes, I’m just oozing with creativity, don’t hate.

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This neighborhood is becoming overrun with Derpingtons.

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I have no idea what magic trick she just did but it looked freaking awesome. XD

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Stupid pregnant Dutchman… stupid woohoo…. stupid baby… *grumble grumble*
Anyway, Dutchman’s working on her alchemy skill. Why? I dunno. Something to do. Oh, and I’m also trying to max out all her skills, and alchemy is as good a place to start as any.

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This is Sam, the Spotted Sixam. Named Sam because Sam is a good name for a Sixam. What exactly is a Sixam?
Nobody knows. But Sheldon or somebody found him and we’re keeping him.

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I kind of love the sparkly floating. It’s a pretty legit form of transportation.

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Magical burrito summoning ftw.

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Cuddles: And to think, I’ll be dead before this new baby even graduates *sigh*

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Lol, with the unlucky trait, I highly doubt any of Chum’s “taking over the world” schemes will work out. Oh well.

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And what does one do after graduating from high school and getting voted “Most Likely to Take Over the World?” Join the magician profession, of course!

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She’s not so bad at it, actually.

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The outfit is a little painful to look at even when ghost-colored, though.

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Cuddles: I feel that birthday time feeling.
😦

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Cuddles: I don’t want to be old and grey. 😦
He’s taking this a lot better than I thought he would.

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Cuddles: Is it bad? Do I look like an old prune?

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It’ll be okay, hun. You’re still attractive, even if you are an old coot.

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Naturally, Penny, Peaches, and Chip also have their elder birthdays. It’s kind of sad to see Generation 2 hit their elder years. :S

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Does she look really big do you, or am I just imagining things?
Oh, I hope I’m imagining things, I really, really do.

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Cuddles: What is an old man to do! I want to sit and rock in a rocking chair, like a good old geezer should, and my wife’s aunt’s ghost won’t go back to the netherworld and let me sit in the damned chair!

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You could just sit there. You can move through her, you know.
Cuddles: That… seems a little odd. I think I’ll just wait around and bitch. Old people do that a lot, right?
Oh yes. Yes they do.

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Well, I guess pop goes the Dutchman, so to speak.

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I thought it was best to get her out of the family’s underground magic lair. It just didn’t seem like an appropriate place for a birth.

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It’s a boy! Named Eugene, after Eugene Krabs, of course!

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…And… a girl. Named Pearl after Krabs’ daughter. ffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

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She brought Eugene over to the nursery, and made it just in time to have Pearl there as well.

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Wait, why is her stomach still big?!

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WHY WHY WHY?!?!?!?!?!

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*cries*
I named this one after Mrs. Puff. And then proceeded to bang my head against the wall repeatedly.

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I don’t even have enough cribs for this. ugggggggggggggghhhhhhh.

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We call out the special forces! Bonehilda!

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These two need to chill the fuck out.

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Sheldon even makes an effort to help out around with his siblings, since there are so many of them now. :S

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I can’t do this. D: Look how many of them there are. BUNK BEDS AREN’T GOING TO CUT IT, EA.

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Now, to give you some perspective of how long ago I was playing this relative to the time I wrote this chapter, I was playing my game while Obama and Romney were debating. I had some Sesame-Street stuffed toys I downloaded.

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It seemed appropriate at the time. XD

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Cuddles: What the actual fuck just happened?
He’s still at it with those jelly beans.

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Sheldon: *gasp*
Oh no, that face. I know that face well. That’s the face they make when-

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Fucking dammit.

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Cuddles, wtf did you do?!?!

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Sheldon: Dad… *cries*
Patty: This is terrible… D:

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Sheldon: *sobs uncontrollably*

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To give you an idea of how many sims thought Cuddles was awesome… a lot of people and ghosts crowded around after his death.

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Grim: Damn, woman. Can you not even give me a break for one chapter?
Fuck you, Grim.

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Cuddles: Well, that was electrifying. Haha, get it? Electrifying? Because I was electrified?
Grim: Shut up and come with me, dumbass.

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We buried Cuddles under the willow tree. It seemed appropriate to put him there, because it’s the prettiest spot in the cemetery and I felt bad about the fact that he won’t get to be buried by Dutchie, at least not for a while.

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She’s… taking it pretty hard.
And I’m having fits trying to play in a household with this many sims.

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Ewww… remember that Michael Tomyoy was Wumbo’s baby daddy.

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Pearl.

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Puff.

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Eugene.

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I kicked out the spares. Moved them into a mansion just down the street (seriously, the house I moved them to is massive). There, they can live out their lives without a crazy overlord watching their every move. πŸ˜‰

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That’s the last you’ll see of these kids for a long time because I was going crazy trying to play this household.
I think Chum was happy to be starting her own life independent of the main household. I was finally able to breathe a sigh of relief as well.

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Wtf???

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Well, I guess that reaction to this makes as much sense as anything in this household.

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Dutchman sometimes and goes out to visit with Cuddles. So far, he hasn’t made an appearance. 😦

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Also, surprisingly enough, it didn’t take Chum very long to find somebody. Huh.

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Sheldon’s derpy face? Must be time to grow up! Insert birthday picture montage here.

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He’s…
We won’t say it. It would likely be accompanied by fangirl squealing and flailing so I won’t say anything.
We’ll just bask in the awesome.

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If we were to switch out loves the outdoors for hates the outdoors, and we think of vehicle enthusiast as train enthusiast, we’d legit have Sheldon Cooper in blue-haired, freckly sim form.

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And because this is my favorite part of ambitions, I had to give him the ghost hunter profession LTW. If it pops up, I’m all there. πŸ˜€

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Recall that Patty and Sheldon share the the same birthday.

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And with that set of birthdays, this chapter is concluded. Next chapter will officially be 3.0!
What kind of crazy antics will the family get into under Sheldon’s heirship? Who knows!
See you again soon people, and happy simming!

About Reggie

I'm 23 years old, and an avid simmer and writer. I don't always have a lot of free time, as I'm currently out of school and trying to figure out what to do with my life, and I try to make time for my hobbies. I love science and science fiction, and one of my current projects is making junk journals. :)
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26 Responses to Chapter 2.15

  1. Julia says:

    I’M A HUGE FAN OF THE DERPINGTONS
    I JUST FINALLY GOT THE COURAGE TO COMMENT
    Why Cuddles? He was my favorite ;_____;

    • Reggie says:

      He was old and wrinkly.
      Actually, I’ve still got some plans for him still, I’ve just got to figure out how to get it to work…
      You do realize that even after these guys die, they NEVER leave? I mean, every single bloody night there’s about five ghosts haunting. XD It’s crazy, poor Patty passes out left and right. πŸ˜›

      WHY WOULD YOU WAIT UNTIL NOW TO COMMENT I’M ONE OF THE LEAST ASSERTIVE AND THEREFORE NON-MEAN PERSONS THAT I KNOW
      haha, XD

  2. “And with that, Tina Godwin, Genie Extraordinaire was transformed into…Tina, the hot blue chick”
    Hahaha, that cracked me up XD

    CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDLES! You were so damn adorable. Even all…wrinkled, you were still super-cute.

    Okay, that sounded weird. But I’ll miss his adorable freckly face. Which makes me wonder, can you see the freckles clearly on ghosts?

    • Reggie says:

      It’s like… I get to the point where the adults are no longer useful for me (namely, when they become elders) and I’m like… I need to spend more time focusing on the new generations, time to off you! Lol, which is terrible but then I also get multi-colored ghosts so it’s kind of a win-win. Hell for the ones that live forever, I don’t even let them get to adulthood half the time (Lysk was nowhere near his adult birthday :P). Erm…. I never used to be so bad about killing off sims, but darn it, I have the best time with it now.
      Freckles aren’t very visible on ghostly faces, unfortunately. D:

      • I see what you mean. I always seem to think “OOOH, let’s have loads of kids!”, then “OOOH, let’s keep them all together as adults, then I just think nyaaaaaa…killy kill time!

        No! D: They’d look so cute with their lickle ghostyness and freckleyness.

  3. hywelling says:

    Triplets? I’d have done the same… although it’s an odd coincidence how Cuddles’ electrifying death happened just after their birth, you know…? πŸ˜‰

    Now, Sheldon. I’m not silently fangirling or anything. Of course not… *squee* …I look forward to anything produced by him and Tina the Hot Blue Chick… those genes will be fabulous, I’m sure… πŸ˜€

  4. Singawaylove12 says:

    I just discovered this legacy and I lie it! I admire your dedication for making a ghost of every colour πŸ™‚ can’t wait for more!!

  5. TheOxymoron says:

    CUDDLES. Nooooooooooooo!! 😦
    Oh well, he was old anyway. He’s lucky to have lived THAT long with you as the EVP. lol πŸ™‚

    • Reggie says:

      Heheh, you’ve got a point. I promise, I didn’t use to be this bad about this until I started playing this legacy. XD I think it happens when the house gets over crowded. Plus, all my elder sims ever do is wander around the house accomplishing nothing. XD

  6. Nikkie says:

    Reggie, FYI: Tina the Hot Blue Chick and Sheldon /may/ not be able to reproduce. I have a human/freed-genie pairing and the “try for baby” option will /not/ show up. Maybe you’ll have better luck than I will, or the risky woohoo mod you have will fix that. Anyway, just a heads up. Also, loving the Derpingtons! I can’t wait to read more!

    • Reggie says:

      Bwahahah, trust me, Sheldon and Tina did not have any problems reproducing. XD The next generation is fairly large. πŸ˜› Thank you for commenting , though, I didn’t realize that some people were having issues getting their genies to reproduce with their normal sims!

      Thanks for reading! I’m glad you’re enjoying. πŸ˜€

  7. annies says:

    SO MANY DEATHS. i’m slightly sad now. amazing chapter as usual, though πŸ™‚

  8. Maisie says:

    I’ve just started reading you legacy challenge thing, it’s really good!!! Lol how there’s a death almost every chapter!!

    • Reggie says:

      Yeah I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I’m just like DIE EVERYBODY DIE MUAHAHAHAH.
      Er. I blame too much Skyrim. I’m so used to assassinating people it’s bled over into my Simniverse. XD

  9. Julia says:

    Julia again…
    Moar. Please.
    I find it embarrassing that I find Sheldon cuter than many guys I’ve seen.
    Yeah.

    • Reggie says:

      Heh, I’ve been having more fun playing than I have been writing. :S But I need to get on it (I’m playing waaaay ahead of where I last left off, so I really do need to start writing some stuff up).
      That’s not embarrassing. XD There are very few attractive guys out there nowadays… even fewer who are single *le sigh*.
      Ignore my sorry for myself single complaints, I do this all the time but maybe if I wasn’t a nineteen year old who has never had a boyfriend, this wouldn’t be an issue. :S
      I’m shutting up now. :S

  10. Teresa says:

    It’s kinda sad to see your sims grow up and die. 😦 I wanna reach gen ten and see what the founders relationship is with the current heir…Or if they even have an relation at all.

  11. LOL, Cuddles makes the best faces! Awesome surprised/fearful face! And aww, Old!Cuddlers pouty face!

    Whoa, Cuddles died from a jelly bean and didn’t even get a cool ghost? Or was he mucking around with the computer? So confused 😦

    But you have given me inspiration to kill off sims when they get annoying in my legacy, too. I’m with you, elders are only useful as baby sitters, and when you have Bonehilda, you don’t need the grandparents. And I don’t have a vampire thirsty ghost yet…

  12. esander1 says:

    I’ll miss Cuddles, but I understand you gotta make room. He was a Sim with quite the personality :’) Sheldon is kinda like a mini-Cuddles, right though? He and Tina will be fun to see, and Patty too.

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