Hi! I’m on a roll! I’m trying to get caught up to where I’m at in the game, plus, I want to be on the next generation (in terms of chapters) before my school starts up again at the end of August. We’ve got a ways to go until then, so let’s keep on trucking!
Also, I uploaded this in advance! I’m away from home right now and my internet connection is spotty here, so if I don’t reply to your comments right away, I’m terribly sorry! D: I’m not ignoring you, I promise. 😛
Cuddles: Goober, I’m getting nervous about this whole proposal thing. What if she says no?
Goober: Well, I guess you’ll have to try again if that happens. You know my grandfather Herp had to propose to Grandma Dina twice. Actually, to get remarried after divorcing, there were 3 proposals between the two… huh.
Cuddles: I’m not so sure that helps me any…
Goober: Just relax, Cuddles. Things’ll be fine. If you have to, knock her up. It’ll improve the chance of her saying yes.
Cuddles: Wait, what?! We’re talking about your sister here! And… you aren’t supposed to even know about woohoo at your age!!!
Goober: I read Legend of Korra fanfiction, Cuddles. I know a lot of things.
Cuddles: Alright, fine, I’ll do it, but if this backfires, you’re taking full responsibility… right?
Goober: As if. That is not my job.
Goober: Besides, it won’t backfire…
Goober: Or are you saying you don’t trust me? Because I can just go and tell Dutchman your plan and-
Cuddles: No! I trust you, I swear!
Goober: Then just relax, Cuddles. You’ve known my sister for a long time. Things’ll run smoothly.
Goober: Unless of course you’ve changed your mind about Egypt?
Cuddles: No, I think it’s still best if we all go, after Used Napkin and Rags move out once everybody’s had their birthday.
Goober: Alright, good, then everything will work out.
Goober: (and I’ll get to go to an exotic place, buy an expensive camera, and work on my photography skill. Heheh.)
Goober: Yeah, don’t you worry Cuddles… I’ll take care of my sister. (Yeah… not really. I could care less what happens as long as I get to go to Egypt ;D.)
Cuddles: Thanks Goober! You’re the best!
Oh Cuddles, you are far too trusting…
Nighttime Gardening with Cuddles, Episode 4. Featuring special guest star Herp Derpington!
Cuddles: There’s a dead guy behind me, isn’t there?
Does that bother you? I mean, you’re dating his dead granddaughter. I wouldn’t think this would be a big deal for you.
I think he’s trying to look spooky, but the flowers just aren’t doing it for him.
These two. XD
Oh, and look who maxed her painting skill. THIS GIRL.
Also… Dutchman piece. Lol.
She’s doing Grandpa Herp proud! *sniffles*
Birthday time already? Well, I suppose it twas a rather boring day.
What with your little sister trying to make moves on your adult boyfriend, your maxing your painting skill, and your boyfriend’s promotion in his dream job.
Rags: Woo, birthday!
Rags: I don’t even care that he totally stood in front of me because I’m so excited about the birthday!
Better. Also: I GOT THE DIESEL PACK YOU GUYZ.
You’re an interesting sim, Dutchman. Very interesting.
It’s also Used Napkin’s birthday. She’s so excited she almost fell into her cake, and is stabilizing herself on the table.
At least, I think that’s what she’s doing. Either way, she looks hilarious.
And I think Rags might not have gotten enough air from all of the celebration, he looks like he may be feeling light-headed.
Cuddles is… well, Cuddles. He cracks faces like that all the time, so I’m really not concerned.
Bracing yourself… on air. Nice.
Used Napkin: Woot! I’m a zombie!
That Expansion Pack hasn’t been released yet, hun. *thinks of all of the Story Progression options…*
Stop smiling and grow up already. 😀
THEY’RE SO EXCITED THEY’RE LIKE BROTHERS. ONLY CLOSER.
Dutchman: Woo! Her transition outfit is worse than mine was!
She seems a bit late with the celebrating to me, but I suppose that’s her way.
Looking good, Used Napkin.
She rolled Eco-Friendly, to complete her boring set of traits!
A shot of the twins. I’m going to miss seeing them together like this even though they’re only together now because of a pose box but oh well.
Goober took a picture of the two so that they could keep this memory forever.
We also got a picture of Used Napkin so that she can adorn the house even after she moves out!
And Goober was shocked to see Cuddles with a camera taking a picture of her. Thus the face. Or I was just trying out some silly poses.
Now, this appears to be cuddles standing outside some strange house. Seems suspicious, no?
Well, it’s not strange at all! We know the owner of this house well, and Cuddles was invited to a party here!
Yep, that’s right, it’s Chip’s party. Although it’s not much of a party, because there’s literally nobody here but him and Cuddles. XD Oh Chip.
Chip: Wow, what a great party!
Whatever you say, honey. *pat pat*
D’awwww, he reminds me of Leedle. Seems like forever ago, doesn’t it? D:
Chip: They love me. 😀
Well, I love you, at least, that’s why you’re getting face time this chapter.
Cuddles: (This party sucks. I’m trying to liven it up by making drinks but all Chip wants to do is make macaroni. Lame.)
Cuddles: Maybe if I turn on the stereo?
Meanwhile, back at the main house…
…Chip got a silly picture added to the wall, courtesy of Cuddles!
Must be his “eager face”.
Oh, and it was Rags’ birthday. But mostly the picture of Cuddles.
Goober: Haha, what a dork. He’s sparkling like some silly vampire.
Goober: OMG I just can’t get over it. He’s COVERED in sparklies.
Goober: I’m dying, I’m dying!!!
Goober, you’re a terrible sim. XD I love you.
What are you laughing at now?
Yeah, it just so happens she was doing that while I gave him a makeover. Also, he was in his sleepwear.
Goober: Look at his butt! HAHAHAHA!
I really hope these Used Napkin and Rags don’t get burgled. They’ll sleep through the whole thing. XD
Rags: Hey babe. Don’t mind me. Just passing by in my underwear. Totes normal.
Used Napkin: Quiet. I’m meditating.
Okay, but you’re missing-
Used Napkin: QUIET!
Alright, alright, geez, no need to be rude…
And, while all that was going on… Well, you can read.
Stewart. Wow. That’s what you’re going with? XD
Also, I love how it really worked out that Peaches was the butch in the relationship. 😛
Cuddles: (This is the worst. Party. Ever.)
He’s your best friend. Be nice.
Cuddles: (Dude. Seriously. Chip does not know how to throw a party. Time to liven things up.)
Cuddles: So, I’m planning on marrying your little sister. How does that sound?
Uh, Chip? Chip? *pokes*
Cuddles: Well, fine, if you’re going to be that way! Hmpf!
Chip: That’s not it! You just surprised me, is all!
Cuddles: Well, what do you think? Do I have your approval?
Chip: You didn’t exactly specify which one of my sisters you’d be marrying. You know I have 3 younger sisters, right?
Cuddles: Dutchman, man, Dutchman! You know we’ve been dating for as long as she’s been a teenager! And we’ve been woohooing about that long too.
Chip: Well, my opinion and blessing really don’t matter, as you’re both consenting adults. But if you’re worried about it, I do approve of the relationship.
Cuddles: Hey, thanks man, you’re the best! Gotta go! We’re heading off to Egypt soon! 😀 Maybe tonight, who knows?!
Chip: Hey wait a minute! Cuddles! Cuddles?
*sigh* Alone again.
Oh well, he’s gracious for the company at least. XD I love you, Chip.
Used Napkin, just like Chip before her, decided that it was best to move out as she pulled herself out of bed in her underwear.
Used Napkin: That’s not true! You woke me up! I wouldn’t be up at this hour if not for you! Remember, I’m a heavy sleeper!
Oh waaahhh. Just move already.
Well, she tried to move, but we didn’t have enough money. To the genie lamp!
Well… you look considerably different from our past genies, but as long as the magic’s good.
Genie: Whatever. I’m not getting paid enough to put up with this abuse!
You’re not getting paid at all.
Genie: Fine! As long as you don’t pay me!
I just really like the sparklies. XD
Used Napkin: I feel a lot richer!
And you’re leaving with Rags. So long! We’ll miss you, you adorable girl, you. *waves*
It’s so small. ;_;
I love that Dutchman’s the big spoon. ❤
OTP. ❤ I HAVE A LOT OF OTPS AND THAT’S OKAY.
SPEAKING OF OTPS. THIS LITERALLY HAPPENED THE SAME MORNING/NIGHT THEY MOVED OUT. XD
XD XD XD
??? Goober, if this is your doing, what with plotting with Cuddles, I swear I’ll…
Did you guys have too much fun?
Dutchman: *Blergh* No, I really just ate some bad food. Stop trolling the readers.
It’s true, she’s not pregnant. Yet. XD
I’m thinking this was talking about plants. But I’m not sure. Either way: free stuff!!! 😀
Gotta work on the second part of her LTW.
Oh, and look who made it into her job! 😛
Cuddles? Are you forgetting about your plan? And Egypt?
Cuddles: Just a few more minutes in the hot tub, EVP. Please.
I think you should go to Egypt.
Following my advice, he made the call.
Cuddles: Hi! I’m being coerced into a vacation to Egypt by the crazy Sim-Ruled who talks to me in my head! Can you send a taxi out?
Cuddles: …No, I’m not crazy! …Yes, I’ll hold.
The deed is done.
Cuddles: Run, Dutchman, run! We’re going on a vacation!
Dutchman: Where are we going, Cuddles?! What’s going on?
Cuddles: You’ll just have to wait and see! 😀
Next time in Herping and Derping: the vacation! Will Cuddles propose? Will Dutchman say yes? Will Chip ever throw a good party?
We will find out the answers to some or possibly all of these questions next update! I hope you enjoyed this chapter!
Keep it real, everybody, and happy simming!