Chapter 2.2

COVER

Hi, and welcome back to Herping and Derping! Sorry it’s been so long since my last update; I’ve been trying to relax this summer, and sometimes I lose track of my weeks. XD

On with the show!

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We start this update out with Goober, who is diligently working on her homework.
Goober: This sucks. I don’t want to do this! I want to stand up to the man, no homework for me!
Sorry Goober, just give it until you get out of high school, then you won’t have to work for “the man” any more.

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I thought I might show you Dutchman as an IF again. An IF-ghost. How cool!

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Everybody, get a good look at Chip. You may not see him again for a while.

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Chip: Yes, hello, I need a taxi sent to Derpington Manor. I’ll be moving out.
See you around, Chip. 😦

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Chip: I’m going to miss this place. :[
You can always come and visit!

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So long, Chip! Have a good life!

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Peaches is still around, being awesome. :]

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And Penny’s still at the potion making.

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Here’s a picture of a weird-looking cat that showed up!
(Really it’s been so long since this actually happened I have no idea why this picture is here.)

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Used Napkin: I stink. Why can’t I shower?
Just do what I told you to do first.

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Used Napkin: Here Rags, you can become real now.

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Rags: Cool beans! *chugs*
Also, my sister pointed this out: Rags and Used Napkin. Lol!

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…? Yeah I dunno. Onwards.

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Rags: Ew, you stink.

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Rags, you’re totally cool-looking, but let’s give you a slight makeover anyway.

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Better!

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Traits and things. That Animal Lover trait will go well with Used Napkin’s Equestrian trait. Also: he’s a Never Nude!!! That coupled with Used Napkin’s No Sense of Humor… it’s like a match made in CAS! XD

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Penny: Something’s up. I can smell it in the air.
You sure that isn’t your sister? She smells bad.
Penny: No, that’s not it…

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Peaches: Hey Hun, I’ve got something to give you!

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Penny: Flowers! OMG!
Peaches: But that’s not all!

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She said yes. Now, off to the park to get married, before she changes her mind! 😉

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They had a lovely wedding by the water, and then, like Chip, went off to find a place of their own. Have a good life, ladies! You’ll be missed. D:

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Cuddles: So, I’m the boss for now, huh?
Yeah, you’re the oldest in the house. You’ll be the boss until Dutchie grows up, at least.
Cuddles: Sweet. *reads*
Cuddles, I hate to break it to you, but you’re kind of boring when you’re fully clothed… XD

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The ladies of the house know what’s fun, though. Showing some skin!

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Yay for Goopy!

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In other news, I can’t help but feel that it is inappropriate for Weast to be engaged to Wumbo’s ex-husband. XD

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Rags: Okay, this is perfectly normal. Eating supper with my best friend and potential lover’s dead mother.

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Rags: I need something to drink…
You’re underage, so the best you’ll get is coffee. XD

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Rags: So I met your mother…
Used Napkin: Oh, she was out and about again? Interesting.
Rags: So, it is normal to see dead people around here?
Used Napkin: You do realize my twin is a ghost, right?

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*awkward sitting*

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Rags: I just don’t understand how the Limping Llamas lost. They had the obvious advantage!

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Rags: There’s only one thing that might make me feel better.

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Rags: Maybe we could cuddle? It may relieve some of my stress.
Used Napkin: Well, if it’ll make you relax…

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Rags: (Ahhhh yeah!)

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Rags: (I wonder…)

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Rags: You know, they say kissing relieves stress too.

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Used Napkin: Nice try.

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Rags: You sure? Cuz you know…
Used Napkin: If it’ll make you stop talking, alright!

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*smooch*

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So, in the end, Rags got his way. But I don’t think Used Napkin seems to mind.

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Ah ha! Finally! Cuddles is showing some skin! He’s 100% less boring now!

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He’s glowing.
Cuddles: I like to garden in the morning in my underwear. The rising sun complements my skin tone oh-so-perfectly.
Cuddles is interesting again. Yippee!

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Speaking of cuddles… well, this is the other kind of cuddles, but whatever. These two are still at it.

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And this is a shot of Used Napkin going somewhere, right before my game crashed. *le sigh*

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We went all the way back to where Dutchman was gem-hunting, only this time, things were a bit different… (last time, it really wasn’t worth mentioning, but this time…)

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DAMN IT ALL.

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Cuddles: So, you got brought home by the police, eh?

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Cuddles: You’re grounded.
Dutchman: WHAT?! You’re grounding me??? You’re my boyfriend!!!
Cuddles: I promised Chip I’d watch out for you. And if you’re going to stay out at all hours of the night and get brought home by the cops, then you’re grounded.

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Cuddles: Alright, I’ll let you off the hook. Just don’t tell Chip, he’ll kill me.
Dutchman: Thanks babe! I’ll make it up to you. 😉

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I know she said that she’d make it up to you, Cuddles, but… I forbid any more woohoo until you are both consenting adults. I feel like you’re a child molester dating her. :S
Cuddles: Curses.
It won’t be too long! And then, you can boink like bunnies. 😉

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Cuddles was gardening, but then, it was time for graduation!

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Yeah, all the normal graduation stuff.

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Until we hit that.

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HE’S BACK!!!! Sorry Grim, Penny’s taken. By a lady.
Grim: Curses!
Cuddles already said that this chapter, Grim. You’ll have to be more original.
Grim: She may be in a relationship now, but come her death day, and she will be mine. Muahahahaha!
Well, I’m thoroughly creeped out. I guess when Grim wants something, he doesn’t give up so easily.

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Used Napkin: He’s still Penny-stalking, I see. Oh well. He’ll figure out that she doesn’t swing that way eventually.

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Rags: (she’s so beautiful… I just want to kiss her so badly, just to know what it’s like!)
Yeah, I lost their first kiss with the crash. :-/

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Chip and Penny graduated too, although you can’t tell with Penny’s outfit.

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Penny: OMG, is that Grim! Quick, Landgraab clone, hide me hide me!
She has a right to be freaked out, after that little speech we heard earlier, eh?
I’d also like to point out that all of this has been autonomous, so I am thoroughly amused. XD

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Used Napkin: So, EVP says that we kissed in a parallel timeline. Not sure I buy it. I mean, I love you, Hun, but as a best friend!

Ouch. Looks like you’ve been friend-zoned, pal.

friendzoned

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Meanwhile, I am summoned to Goober. Derping like the best of them! It must be birthday time! 😛

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And Goober continues to be hilarious with an added Inappropriate trait. WHY DIDN’T YOU PEOPLE WANT HER AS HEIR? I MEAN I KNOW THAT DUTCHMAN IS A GHOST AND CAN WALK THROUGH WALLS AND SHIT BUT SERIOUSLY PEOPLE.

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FRIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDD ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEDDDDDD!
But now they’re BFFs. XD

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These two. OTP. ❤ They’re freaking adorable.

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Anybody else notice how freaking dark Lunar Lakes gets at night? I was seriously tempted to brighten these pics up, they’re so hard to see. Oh well, I suppose that’s what I get for letting my sims stargaze on the porch. :S

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And here we have some classic Cuddles, clad only in his speedo and in his garden playing with the sprinkler.

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Keeping it real. Wut.

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WHY DIDN’T YOU VOTE FOR HER?!?! Look at that face. Look at it. AND SHE’S GOT DINA’S FREAKING EYE COLOR. She’s adorable. ❤ So she’s staying in the house, too. XD

Um, and that’s it for this chapter. Did it seem short to you? Yeah, me too. Never fear, though. There’s another one coming out very soon. I don’t have internet connection right now and I don’t want to play anymore, so I’m writing a bunch of chapters all at once. But not uploading them all at once. Yay for working ahead. *cough*

Anyway. What will happen next? More teenage woohoo yes? More cute couples probably? More Grim Reaper I sure hope not? Tune in next time! And I promise it won’t take me as long to update as it took for this one to come out. XD

Happy Simming everybody! Thanks for reading!

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About Reggie

I'm 23 years old, and an avid simmer and writer. I don't always have a lot of free time, as I'm currently out of school and trying to figure out what to do with my life, and I try to make time for my hobbies. I love science and science fiction, and one of my current projects is making junk journals. :)
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8 Responses to Chapter 2.2

  1. TheOxymoron says:

    Yay for updates!! I had a bunch of stuff to say about the chapter, but the only one I can remember is : lol @ Chip’s blue chest hair.

    • sim-oddity says:

      XD XD XD
      Yeah, I try to keep the body hair the same color as their head hair. Cuddle’s chest hair is purple. XD I dunno, if I knew a dude with blue/purple chest hair irl I’d probably be weirded out, but for sims, it’s just like whatever.
      Thanks for reading and commenting! You’re speedy! 😉

  2. tesstastic says:

    Hehe, how fitting for me.
    Last week I watched the entire Legend of Korra series for the first time. Then yesterday and today I had an avatar (airbender) marathon. I just finished watching the finale of the show and then read this. And then you put a korra reference thingy.

    TEAM BOLIN FOR THE WIN.

    Seriously though. Mako can have Korra as long as I get my earthbender. ^_^

    AND HEY. I VOTED FOR USED NAPKIN. AND I STILL STAND BY MY CHOICE. *cue dramatic music*

    • sim-oddity says:

      I LOVE BOLIN. HE IS ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE.
      Used Napkin is super cute. ❤ I'm glad she got some votes. I thought this generation was really hard to choose out of, they were all adorable. 😀

  3. I want more Sims D: this is the first prettacy I’ve ever read that was done recently. I love Dutchman but I agree that I think Goober should have been heir. I didn’t get to vote 😦

  4. Goober would have been an awesome heir, but I can understand how Dutchman won. Dude, she’s a GHOST IF. That is never not awesome.

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