Welcome back to Herping and Derping!
Let’s hop right back in!
First things first:
Woo! Go Herp! 😀
Paint until he dies, perhaps? XD
We officially start off this chapter with cute toddler spam.
But the twins are toddlers for long in this chapter. It’s birthday time!
Chip looks a lot like Leedle. :S
I gave him a hat so he looks extra special. 😛
Chip: Look at me, everybody, I’m adorable! 😀
Dat face. 😀
He loves his hat so much, he even sleeps in it. 😛
Oh, also, he rolled the ambitious trait.
And Penny is super-cute! 😀
There’s so much blue in this household. Blue hair, blue clothes, blue blue blue…
And I guess a little red, too.
Penny: I got this.
Penny: AHHHHH SOMEBODY HELP THERE’S A FIRE A FIRE WE DON’T HAVE A FIRE ALARM IN THE LIVING ROOM HELP HELP HELP!!!!
Nice work, Penny…
Firefighter: I got this.
Hesper: Well, here we are several minutes later. The fire’s been put out. What do you want, Chip?
Chip: I just want to say that this has got to be one of the worst birthdays on record, Mom.
It’s okay, though, Turbo loves you, Hesper!
Turbo spam, because, well, he’s super cute. 😀
Ahhhh, Chip! D: (Penny got away with it, though…)
Penny and Chip have some bathtub fun. 😀
While Hesper goes into labor in the burnt living room…
Dina: So you’re taking pictures of me because I won’t be around much longer?
Yeah, that’s pretty much it. 😦
Herp: Hey, Dina.
Dina: Hey, Herp.
Herp: Don’t worry, Dina, you’ve still got me.
Herp: And this delightfully controlled fire!
Dina: You still love me even though I’m old and wrinkly?
Herp: As long as you still love me though I’m old and ugly!
Dina: Herp, you’re wonderful.
Awwwww, these two! 😀
But, I know what you’re all waiting for, so, I present to you:
A not-ghost baby. 😦 Meet Used Napkin Derpington!
BUT that’s not all…
It’s twins! And one was born dead!
Meet Dutchman Derpington! Named after the Flying Dutchman, of course.
She (yes, she) rolled the artistic and eccentric traits.
Herp: This baby is transparent! That can’t be right….
Herp: Can I even pick her up? Won’t my arms go right through her?! Where’d she even come from, anyway? I’m not even listed as her grandpa on her family tree!
I hate that ghost babies born from non-playable ghosts don’t get labeled as children/grandchild from the dad’s side. Oh well, for all our purposes, both of these babies are on the family tree!
Something wrong, Cleo?
Awwww, Cleo. ;_;
No, shoo! Go away.
Herp: *ring ring*
Every time a bell rings, an angel gets their wings… (awwww, Cleo…).
But really. Lots of phones ringing during deaths in this family.
Bye Cleo! ;_;
Grim: The deed is done.
The kids are pretty upset…
Chip: This calls for a tea party.
Chip: Cuddles told me to.
Oh no, he’s talking to inanimate objects.
For some reason, I thought a tea party would be more exciting. Oh well.
I guess that’s pretty exciting. Not that it hasn’t already happened 3+ times in this house.
Awwww, he’s only a child and he’s already walking around making derp faces. XD
Ahhh, Chip, don’t be so awkward talking to your best friend. (seriously, he kind of looks like he’s in pain just having a conversation… silly loner trait).
This generation’s chemist is none other than Penny.
Collaborative homework effort.
Also, both of the kids have LTWs now. Penny wants to be a World Renowned Surgeon, and Chip wants to be an International Super Spy.
Herp… I don’t think you’re doing that right.
God, my game glitches so bad. I LOVE IT.
That concludes this chapter of Herping and Derping. Next time, there are more surprises in store… what could happen?
Well, hopefully, you’ll find out in the next few days. I don’t want to take this long to write a chapter ever again, lol, but I got kind of distracted with the summer. XD
Until next time, happy simming!