Hello and welcome back to Herping and Derping! Thanks for hanging in there! My semester is winding to a close, which means I’m super busy right now… but it also means that I will soon be out for the summer and able to get a lot more updates out!
Let’s see what those crazy Derpingtons have been up to in the mean time.
Well, they’d just hired a butler! That was what Herp was on the phone for! Meet Butler (who shall remain nameless because her name is irrelevant and not something I can remember. Kind of like Paparazzi).
Dina’s moving right on up in the political career, so she needs to have a fundraiser for her political campaign.
She ends up with quite a bit of cash from her guests.
And New-But-Not-As-Cool Paparazzi shows up to check out the action.
Where did my old paparazzi disappear to?!?!
Weast doesn’t really care that the adults didn’t want her at the party. She gets cookies.
D’awwwww, Sophie is a cutie. *o*
Leedle: Woo, why am I excited?!
Weast: Just ignore him, Weast. He’s crazy.
Says the girl talking to herself.
Anyway, turns out Leedle was excited because he gets to go to prom! However, he was a little late for the limo, and ended up running there in his tux.
Leedle: It’s cool! This gives the ladies a chance to check me out!
Wumbo is still at work trying to discover that potion to turn the IFs of the house real.
And Dina’s still charisma-ing and Herp I still scaring people for life.
Weast talks to herself, much to Butler’s chagrin.
And Butler makes delicious-looking sushi.
Wumbo also went to prom, and she got the limo.
Leedle’s prom pic.
That crazy school bus is still at it.
These kids are terribly anti-social and only ever hang out with each other (rarely), or their imaginary friends.
That’s because their parents are too busy doing stuff like this. Dina wants to get up to the top of her career, after all.
Leedle: Ladies, I know you don’t want to waste your time looking at pictures of my hideously deformed family. I know you’re really just here for me.
Does Leedle have fans? He’s convinced he does and I’d like to prove him wrong. XD
I kept forgetting to feed the dogs, so I was finally able to get the never-empty dog bowl. It’s very convenient.
These puppies. ❤ I love them.
Leedle: Okay, back to me now.
The game crashed so Leedle and Wumbo got to do prom again.
I love having a butler. She makes key lime pie all the time, because it’s half of the family’s favorite.
Wumbo won prom queen!
And Leedle won king!
Weast stayed home and enjoyed key lime pie.
Weast: Oh boy oh boy oh boy.
I recolored the nursery so that it’s more gender neutral. Plus blue is nice.
Weast ends up cooking for herself most of the time, because her parents are busy.
Dina: Herp, I’ve been doing some soul-searching and I realize that it’s time to set things right between the two of us.
Herp: Oh Dina, I’m happy to hear you say that, I-
Dina: Hold on, I’m not finished!
Dina: Herp Derpington…
Dina: …will you marry me… again?
Dina: I know it’s untraditional, but then again, so are we.
Herp: Oh Dina, of course!
We interrupt this lovey-dovey moment to bring you… DEER.
I wanted to get some of Wumbo’s LTW out of the way, so I invited over Angela Pleasant, the next-ranked chess opponent, to play chess.
Butler: What did you do to me? And why is that chess table and door unrendered?!
The unrendering is because this house is massive and you look like that because I “maid” you over. Heheh.
Leedle: Are they looking at me? The ladies? Is Butler looking at me?
They are but I don’t know if you want them to, what with that face.
Leedle: But I’m the Zeddie Little of Sims!
Better, but still bad.
Butler: Yeah, I’m not going to be here at the end of this week. This family is too weird.
No, please don’t leave me here with them!
I decided to splurge on the collection helper because somebody (I think Dina) had a lot of points. I decided to scan around the neighborhood for rocks and send Leedle out after them, and I found this cockatoo and I WANT THIS COCKATOO DAMMIT. But he can’t collect him. 😦
Leroy had his birthday! 😀
Dina: I am so sick of these dogs and these kids… and speaking of which, where is my son?
Oh, he’s… around, I’m sure. Not out after curfew, I’m sure.
Leedle: Here cockatoo… ca-caw! Ca-caw!
Leedle: You will be mine!
But, like I said, he couldn’t be tamed…
No no no, not like that…
He did manage to catch this turtle though. Which triggered him to finally roll his LTW: Zoologist (catch 20 minor pets). Totally doable with the collection helper!
I also sent him out after this lizard.
Wumbo! Could it be?!?!?!
Wumbo: Just a few finishing touches, and…
Wumbo: Yep, it’s done! Now just to whip up two more, and I can turn all of our IFs real.
Leedle enjoys his little critters.
He goes out later and catches this cute little rat, which we sell for some extra cash.
Herp continues to paint… looks like a picture of a bird. Could this be a sign of things to come?!
This dog showed up and I wanted to adopt him but he left too quickly.
And we’ve got a cockatoo! Meet Stu, everybody!
Time for Sophie’s birthday!
Adorable. *o* I don’t know which puppy to keep… so I guess I’ll keep both. 😛
Of course, this means there will be a lot of dogs… :S
Leedle: So, Stu, how about you come with me to school today?
Leedle: The ladies are going to love this.
Yes, because you with a bird is super sexy.
This is super awesome and reminds me of the man I saw riding on a motorcycle with his cockatoo.
That was super bad-ass. I don’t think you can beat that, Leedle.
Leedle: We’ll see about that.
Weast ran away to somebody else’s house instead of going home, and then decided to grow up.
She made the derp face this family is famous for.
After her makeover… and I think she’s super adorable, even with her large nose. 🙂
Eat the sushi up, guys. The butler randomly disappeared (I guess she quit… :S) and now all you have to remember her by are her leftovers.
Where’d you go, Stu?!?! D: (turns out Leedle smuggled him away in his inventory.)
Wumbo: Hey Pat, come here!
Weast: *derps outside window*
Wumbo: I did it, Pat. Here.
Pat: Wow, Wumbo, are you sure.
Wumbo: Of course I’m sure! Just drink it already! I’m sure everybody is dying of excitement!
What will Pat look like? What will happen next?
I guess that we’ll see next time, in our next chapter of H&D, coming soon!
Hope to see you next time, everybody, and happy simming!